I found one that doesn't require javascript last night and there's another one for wannabe polyglots where I copy and paste "your hovercraft is full of eels" in everybody's native language, but I haven't found the perfect solution either.

My Portugese is all but nonexistant and I'm always too embarassed to even smile and say "Buenos dias, amigo." without pre-existing English contact so I sure hope they don't give up either.

I get the feeling that there is so much more to Hyperbola than we Anglo  refugees can even see right now. It kind of reminds me of my old hippie kid hitchhiking days--I wonder what's around the next bend of the road?